Smarter About Health Than a 5th-Grader?


The television show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? pits adult contestants against fifth-grade students to see how much adults really know about the subject matter covered in that grade.

The students on the show can help the adult contestants when they’re stumped on the answers and their quest to win the top prize of a million dollars. Adult contestants can make use of three features: peek, in which they can look at the student’s answer and decide if they will use it; copy, in which they have to use the child’s answer; and save, in which the contestant’s answer is incorrect and the student’s is correct and the student saves the day.

Here is WebMD’s version called “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader in Health?” We talked to teachers, skimmed fifth-grade health texts, and peeked online at fifth-grade curricula to put together our quiz.

See how you fare. Answers are at the bottom. Test anxiety? Relax. You get one “save,” but sorry, no “peeks” or “copies” in this online version of the game.

1. Your brain stem

b. The limbic stem

c. The heart damage

b. Influenza

c. Ongoing migraine headaches

5. Our sleep is divided into states called eye movement (non-REM) insulin or enough Kidney disease, heart disease, and blindness

c. hair in boys, underarm and pubic hair in both) at about ages:

a. 11 to 14

b. 10

c. 18 and older

9. When a girl starts to menstruate, the average period length ranges from:

a. 4 to 5 days

b. 1 to 2 days

c. 3 to 7 days

10. At different stages of life, different amounts of sleep are considered ideal. Babies need about 16 hours a day, and most adults need seven or eight hours. Fifth-graders need about:

a. 8 hours

b. 10 hours

c. 13 hours

The Million Dollar Question: If you eat just one candy bar a day in excess of your calorie needs, in a year you will put on:

a. 15 pounds

b. 26 pounds

c. 52 pounds












Million Dollar Question: b


For one of your incorrect answers, give yourself one “save”– a smart fifth-grader got it right and you didn’t, but you can borrow the answer.

Then add up your score:

11 correct: You win an imaginary million dollars and can proceed to sixth grade right away.

9 to 10 correct: You’re on the honor roll.

7 to 8 correct — B. You’re still on the honor roll, but barely.

5 to 6 correct — C. What kind of example are you for a fifth-grader?

1 to 4 — Better ask to borrow a fifth-grader’s health education book.

Published April 10, 2007.